you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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