did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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