There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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