i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
