i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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