i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You smell like stripper and shame
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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