He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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