Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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