I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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