erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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