Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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