i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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