Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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