please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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