It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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