that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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