We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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