He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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