Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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