were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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