Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
vagina is talking i cant
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
3pm strippers are depressing
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
