Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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