STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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