he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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