Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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