Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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