He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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