I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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