Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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