What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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