At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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