idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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