I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
