"it" just moved
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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