I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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