I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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