Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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