God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
The power of my boobs compel you
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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