I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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