Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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