porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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