Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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