quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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