She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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