i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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