was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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