Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
