Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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