I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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