come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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