yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I need to stop coming to work sober
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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