they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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