Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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