Define "chronic" masturbator.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
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